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hi my name's tom

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

highgaarden:

in-sepiatones:

talking to people about my obsessions pretending im just a casual fan

#conceal don’t feel

fxckingch0ke:

falloutboywillsaverockandroll:

I think part of the reason im so into bands and shows and movies and books is because i rather just fill myself with those things than admit that im really lonely and not happy and want to cry most of the time.

this is the most accurate description of my life i’ve ever seen

memeking69:

edwardtsutton:

memeking69:

when no1 understands u :(

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i don’t understand this gif

no1 ever does :(

fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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yeahdexter:

neodrogan:

This always makes me giggle xD can’t wait for new Dexter!!!

wat

yeahdexter:

neodrogan:

This always makes me giggle xD can’t wait for new Dexter!!!

wat

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

lmaoblogger:

"I wonder what I should do today"

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dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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pizza:

Get these t-shirts at outsidertees.com and when you use the discount code PIZZA at the check out you get 10% off xx

pizza:

Get these t-shirts at outsidertees.com and when you use the discount code PIZZA at the check out you get 10% off xx

louisharrystylinson:

louisharrystylinson:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

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see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball